Take a Gander at This Scary Movie 5 Still

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I have to admit I feel a little dirty just typing this up, but here’s another look at Scary Movie 5. And if the previous stills have done nothing for you, this one’s guaranteed to leave you ambivalent.

Scary Movie 5 will spoof Black Swan, Paranormal Activity, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, and 127 Hours. David Zucker, who wrote and directed both Scary Movie 3 and 4, will also be returning to co-write and produce the fifth installment alongside director Malcolm Lee.

Not sure how this is going to work with so much horror coming up short at the box office in recent years – I guess that’s why we’re going outside the genre with this outing. As someone who stopped after the second film, I cannot muster much enthusiasm for this. So you guys tell me…is there any gas left in the tank? Have I been missing out on anything special by not watching these? I don’t think I’ve ever met a fan of this franchise so I’m having a hard time picturing the audience for this.

Scary Movie 5

Scary Movie 5 with Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen

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Matt Serafini

Author (Under the Blade, Feral), slasher movie enthusiast, N7 Operative. Plays games, watches movies, reads books. Occasionally writes about them.

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  • JB Demented

    I stopped caring after part 2. The Wayans brothers are alot funnier than the Zuckers.

  • Terminal

    Dear god, Big Ang looks like a Godzilla villain.