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Bloody Disgusting reports that Craig Bierko will return this time as “Dan”. In Scary Movie 4 he played Tom Ryan, a spoof on Tom Cruise’s character from War of the Worlds. He joins the previously announced Erica Ash and Ashley Tisdale in Malcolm Lee’s sequel.
Scary Movie 5 will spoof Black Swan, Paranormal Activity, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, and 127 Hours. David Zucker, who wrote and directed both Scary Movie 3 and 4, will also be returning to co-write and produce the fifth installment alongside director Malcolm Lee.
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