ARMY OF THE DEAD: Who Lives and Who Dies [SPOILERS]
Mike Sprague
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Netflix and Zack Snyder’s new zombie action epic Army of the Dead hit yesterday. And we just watched it. Who lives? Who dies? Let’s find out in a SUPER SPOILER list.
Also Read: ARMY OF THE DEAD Is Now Streaming on Netflix!
Check out the list below.
Hiroyuki Sanada – Bly Tanaka: ALIVE
Alive. #RichBastard
Huma Qureshi – Geeta: DEAD
Dead. Smashed up in helicopter crash. Was all that worth $5K from a slot machine? #GoodRiddance
Samantha Win – Chambers: DEAD
Dead. Betrayed by Burt from Raising Hope. Eaten by zombies. Blown up by her gas-filled backpack. She could have been one of the best characters in the movie. Fought like a motherfucker. #Tragic
Theo Rossi – Burt Cummings: DEAD
Dead. Turned into an Alpha Zombie. Rapist asshole brains blown out the side of his rapist asshole head. #ByeFelicia
Garret Dillahunt – Martin: DEAD
Dead. Super mauled and eaten by Valentine, the Zombie Tiger. #BestKill
Valentine The Zombie Tiger: DEAD
Dead. Again. Nuked. NOTE: Will probably come back (somehow) in the sequel. But if he’s been murdered by crystal meth tweekers, well then we’re shit outta luck. #YouMemeber
Matthias Schweighöfer – Dieter: DEAD
Dead. Eaten by Alpha Zombies (offscreen). Nuked (offscreen). NOTE: Will probably come back (somehow) in the sequel. #ScreamQueen
Nora Arnezeder – Lilly (The Coyote): DEAD
Dead. Impaled and eaten by Alpha Zombie leader, Zeus. NOTE: Will probably come back (somehow) in the sequel as the new Alpha Queen. #SheCanShootMeInTheLegAndLeaveMeToTheZombieKingAnyday
Raul Castillo – Mikey Guzman: DEAD
Dead. Bitten by Alpha Zombie. Blows himself up with tons of grenades. #BitchinHair
Richard Cetrone – Zeus: DEAD
Dead. Head blown up in slow-motion by point blank headshot. #WhatWasThatBlueShit
Athena Perample – Alpha Queen: DEAD
Dead. Head cut off, carried around for a while, and then dropped off the roof. Splat. BONUS POINT: Pregnant with little zombie baby at the time. #ZILF
Ana de la Reguera – Maria Cruz: DEAD
Dead. Head turned all the way around by Alpha Zombie. Nuked. #BautistasBae
Omari Hardwick – Vanderohe: ALIVE-ISH
Alive (for now). Nuked but protected inside casino vault. Bitten along the way. #BringaConcreteSawUSEaConcreteSaw
Tig Notaro – Marianne Peters: DEAD
Dead. Impaled during helicopter crash. #BestCharacterInTheMovie
Ella Purnell – Kate Ward: ALIVE
Alive. Saved by Big Daddy Bautista. #GoddamnUseless
Dave Bautista – Scott Ward: DEAD
Dead. Bitten by Zeus, turns into a zombie, shot right between the eyes by his daughter. The End. I’m not crying, you are! Leave me be. #LobsterRollz
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