Woolite

Hey yeah, I'm the one that you wanted. Hey yeah I'm so superclean! Hey yeah, I'm the one that you wanted. Hey yeah I'm so superclean! Hey yeah, I'm the one that you wanted. Hey yeah I'm so superclean! Hey yeah, I'm the one that you wanted. Hey yeah I'm so superclean!

Out of every conceivable headline we ever thought we'd have a chance to write, the above is without a doubt the last one we'd have expected to be typing out. Confused? Intrigued? Morbidly curious? Read on. Over on his official blog Rob Zombie posted some stills from his shoot of a commercial for Woolite called "The Torturer".