No more teasing! The official poster for Machete Kills is here, and it features blades, boobs, and big bangs. Check it out. Open Road Films will open the flick in theatres on October 11, 2013.
On tap right now are several new stills, a second TV spot, and two new posters for Machete Kills. Yep, and they include lots of eye candy too. Open Road Films will open the flick in theatres on October 11, 2013.
One image. Three chicks. Six boobs. Yep, it's another still from Machete Kills. Poor Danny Trejo, but hey, somebody has got to be surrounded by all this hotness, right? Open Road Films will open the flick in theatres on October 4, 2013.
A new trailer has checked in for Machete Kills, and it features sex, violence, explosions, thick accents and Charlie Sheen as the President of the United States of America. Open Road Films will open the flick in theatres on October 4, 2013.
Entertainment Weekly just checked in with a new clip from Machete Kills, and it features Michelle Rodriguez doing what she's does best... whipping ass!
Another new one-sheet has checked in for Machete Kills, and it features Demian Bichir as Mendez - an odd looking dude with something weird attached to his chest. Open Road Films will open the flick in theatres on October 4, 2013.
Another new one-sheet has checked in for Machete Kills, and it features Carlos Estevez as The President - who incidentally couldn't possibly do a worse job than either Bush or Obama. Open Road Films will open the flick in theatres on October 4, 2013.
Are you one of the many that are excited for Machete Kills? If so, then you and your gringo friends had better listen up because there's been a shift in the film's theatrical release date. Open Road Films has moved the September 13 release date to October 4, 2013.
Back in March we showed you a poster for Machete Kills which featured Sofia Vergara lactating terror from her double-barrel breasts. Today a new one-sheet has come that's a bit tamer. Check it out!
And not just hot in the physical sense either. I mean, with all the flames and explosions that leather suit has to be hell! The chafing possibilities alone make us uncomfortable. Hopefully she has some kind of salve or powder close by.
Mira, chicos. Forget those blurry bootlegs as the official teaser trailer for Robert Rodriguez's Machete Kills has arrived, and we have the whole enchilada for you right here. That red stuff you see is NOT hot sauce. The hot sauce is green, but right now that doesn't matter.
A grainy clip from a new trailer for Machete Kills has been popping up on the Internet - and then getting quickly pulled down by Open Road Films - but we found a decent copy and have it right here... just act quickly! Along with it is a Pop News Daily segment focusing on Lady Gaga's role.
Yep, the headline pretty much says it all. There's nothing like a set of deadly ta-tas unleashing some well placed hellfire to get the old blood pumping. Check out this extreme piece of eye candy. It truly is worth 1,000 words.
The first image from the upcoming Robert Rodriguez sequel Machete Kills is here, and it gives us yet another reason to be very, very jealous of star Danny Trejo. Mr. Rodriguez, we are sure Mr. Trejo's penis is quite thankful.
In case you were hoping to see Lindsay Lohan reprise her role from Machete in the film's sequel, Machete Kills, that's not happening, but director Robert Rodriguez has revealed a few other tidbits about the production and a potential third installment.