After the very controversial Friday the 3rd Taint episode of Dinner for Fiends reared its head last year, we’ve all been bracing for one thing … just how bad the announced remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street would be. Well. It certainly didn’t disappoint.
SURPRISE! We all hated it. Yet, you won’t be finding as much venom in this edition as you did for Friday. It’s more like bewildered yet foreseen disgust and sadness. You know the type … like when you are called to the morgue to identify what is now left of one of your loved ones.
Good thing we had a Human Centipede chaser to lighten our moods. Thanks, Platinum Dunes! You’ve savaged another childhood memory like only you know how to. Join myself, Matt, Foy, and a returning Buz (sorry, Mexico) and Andrew for the latest round of dick jokes, hostility, and other hijinx that amount to nearly an hour and a half’s worth of spite and dismay.