Sofia Vergara Lactates Terror in Latest Machete Kills Poster

Yep, the headline pretty much says it all. There's nothing like a set of deadly ta-tas unleashing some well placed hellfire to get the old blood pumping. Check out this extreme piece of eye candy. It truly is worth 1,000 words.

Open Road Films will release Machete Kills - directed by Robert Rodriguez (Machete, Sin City, Spy Kids franchise) from a screenplay by Kyle Ward and based on a story by Marcel Rodriguez and Robert Rodriguez - on September 13, 2013. The film stars Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, Amber Heard, Charlie Sheen, Lady Gaga, Antonio Banderas, Jessica Alba, Demián Bichir, Alexa Vega, Vanessa Hudgens, Cuba Gooding, Jr., William Sadler, Marko Zaror, and Mel Gibson.

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In Machete Kills, Danny Trejo returns as ex-Federale agent Machete, who is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man - he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

Machete Kills

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Source: Entertainment Weekly



Sabretoothrulz's picture

That is so awesome hahaha, love it

Submitted by Sabretoothrulz on Sat, 03/09/2013 - 4:46am.
theGoldenSimatar's picture

Oh yeah, that's going up if we get it.

Submitted by theGoldenSimatar on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 8:33am.
Rottenjesus's picture

This is opening on my birthday! Best present ever!

Submitted by Rottenjesus on Thu, 03/07/2013 - 4:04am.

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