The Lords of Salem Rule in this New Trailer

Finally the green band trailer and official poster for the next film from Rob Zombie, The Lords of Salem, have arrived; and we have every devilish pixel of them right here for you. Cast your spell, grab your broom, and take off!

The film opens nationwide on April 19th including New York; Los Angeles; Boston; San Francisco; Chicago; Philadelphia; Washington, DC; Miami; Dallas; Houston; Detroit; and more.

The Lords of Salem stars Barbara Crampton as Virginia Cable, a camera operator for a local kid's show at Salem Public Access TV called "Lobster Joe's Fishy Fun Show"; Brandon Cruz as Ted Delta, a local Salem drug counselor; Michael Shamus Wiles as Jarrett Perkins, owner of Salem's Engine House Pizza; Michael Berryman as Virgil Magnus, 50% of a well-known witch hunting duo called "The Brothers"; Sid Haig as Dean Magnus, the other half of "The Brothers"; Christopher Knight as Keith Williams, aka Lobster Joe, the host of "Lobster Joe's Fishy Fun Show", a staple of local Salem television; Patricia Quinn as Megan, the town's palm reader; Judy Geeson as Lacy Doyle, owner and landlady of Heidi Hawthorne's apartment; Ken Foree as Herman Jackson, one third of The Big H Radio Team; Richard Lynch as the film's protagonist, Reverend John Hawthorne; Lisa Marie, who plays Priscilla Reed, a woman who gives her all to support "the cause of the coven"; Billy Drago as Judge Samuel Mather, a key player in the history of the Lords; Dee Wallace as Sonny, a self-help guru; Bruce Davison as Francis Matthias, author of the book Satan's Last Stand - The Truth About The Salem Witch Trials; Maria Conchita Alonso as Francis' wife, Alice Matthias; Torsten Voges as Count Gorgann, lead singer of the Norwegian death metal band Leviathan the Fleeing Serpent; Jeff Daniel Phillips as Herman "Whitey" Salvador, one third of The Big H Team; Meg Foster as Margaret Morgan, the leader of a secret coven of witches in Salem; Ernest Thomas, as Chip "Freakshow" McDonald, the station manager at Salem's #1 rock station; and Sheri Moon Zombie as Heidi, the final third of The Big H Team.

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The flick is rated R for "disturbing violent and sexual content, graphic nudity, language and some drug use."

Heidi, a blonde rock chick, DJs at a local radio station and, together with the two Hermans (Whitey and Munster), forms part of the "Big H Radio Team". A mysterious wooden box containing a vinyl record arrives for Heidi, "a gift from the Lords". She assumes it's a rock band on a mission to spread their word. As Heidi and Whitey play the Lords' record, it starts to play backwards, and Heidi experiences a flashback to a past trauma.

Later Whitey plays the Lords' record, dubbing them the Lords of Salem, and to his surprise, the record plays normally and is a massive hit with listeners.

The arrival of another wooden box from the Lords presents the Big H Team with free tickets, posters and records to host a gig in Salem. Soon Heidi and her cohorts find that the gig is far from the rock spectacle they're expecting: The original Lords of Salem are returning, and they're out for BLOOD.

The Lords of Salem Rule in this New Trailer

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Shambling_in_Bandages's picture

This better have cussin' rednecks in it.

Submitted by Shambling_in_Ba... on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 6:48am.
Terminal's picture

And once again not a modicum of originality, as Zombie just continues mimicking his favorite directors while casting his barely D grade actress of a wife. Pass.

Submitted by Terminal on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 2:53am.

That's pretty hilarious coming from somebody who creams in his pants for remakes of classic films that by and large turn out to be completely devoid of originality.

Submitted by LSD Zombie on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 3:00am.
Terminal's picture

You mean incredibly flawed and overblown movies that eighties geeks fetishize obscenely? Yeah I get happy when those kinds of films are remade and can be improved.

Pardon me for not being a Rob Zombie juggalo and having standards, but I have higher expectations for someone making a movie beyond simply being a horror fan.

Nothing irks me more than when movie fans can't look at a movie objectively because they think the director won't invite them over for a beer if they hold them to task for their lack of filmmaking skills. Give it a rest.

I don't give two fucks how much of a horror geek Zombie is, the man can't direct for shit.

Submitted by Terminal on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 4:19pm.

Yes, they're so flawed that even the most pea-brained of directors could surpass them in every way. Oh wait, that's actually not the case at all! 99.9% of remakes don't even come close to matching the greatness of the original films. So if these movies are as shitty as you claim, topping them should be an easy task, no? Sorry Terminal, you're talking out of your ass.

And for the record, I'm no Zombie fanboy. I fucking hated H1 & H2 with a passion.

Submitted by LSD Zombie on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 5:10pm.
Rottenjesus's picture

You should ask him about his fan fiction that nobody reads sometime. That's always fun.

Submitted by Rottenjesus on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 5:16am.

I can't believe I'm actually excited about seeing a new Rob Zombie film. To be honest, it looks like it could be his best offering to date. And it looks creepy as fuck too!

Submitted by LSD Zombie on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 10:46pm.

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