NSFW: What Do You Get for the Horror Fan Who Has Everything? Zombie Sex Toys of Course!
July 6th, 2012
Well now. Just when you thought you'd seen it all, someone comes along with a silicon based sliver of Necrophilia fun for the more horny of you out there. You read the headline. You know what to expect. It's up to you whether or not to click for more!
This zombie wants more than just your brains! And don't worry, guys, if the high hard one is not your bag, there's a rotting pocket pal waiting for you to lube up! Click on the image below to see the goods for both men and women. Mind you, the image is NOT SAFE FOR WORK and is likely to upset any stuck-up asshole around you that's looking for a reason to complain.
If interested in purchasing, click the link below.
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Screw your brains out in the comments section below!
Definitely good gifts IF they weren't so ridiculously overpriced. Easier to buy something more traditional and use a knife and some red paint to zombie it up.
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Submitted by Vanvance1 on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 1:44am.
That is beyond disgusting.
Submitted by Terminal on Sat, 07/07/2012 - 12:11am.
Only here will you find sex toy stories back-to-back with Make a Wish stories.
Submitted by Uncle Creepy on Fri, 07/06/2012 - 8:32pm.