Words alone cannot fully convey the joy writing that headline has brought me. I wish I could squeeze an uncircumcised penis reference into every story. If only for the sheer absurdity of it all. Now, where were we… oh yeah! Attack of the Devil!
Written, directed, and produced by filmmaker Lon Strickland (creator of the International Shit Movie Film Festival), Attack of the Devil bills itself as “quite possibly the greatest piece of web content ever created.”
What is it, you ask? Why it’s just the greatest giant monster / comedy / musical / horror / sci-fi / socio-religious satire the world has ever known, and you can watch it below RIGHT NOW!
Upon discovering a gigantic uncircumcised penis in the deserts of Iraq, Father Joseph inadvertently awakens a sixty-story high Satan from his ancient slumber. Come to find out the giant penis is for Robo-Jesus, the enormous ancient alien the Vatican is in the process of reconstructing. Yes, Robo-Jesus has an uncircumcised penis, and yes, the Devil and Robo-Jesus find themselves in the clutches of an epic battle. When the priests start singing and the Pope calls for Robo-Jesus’ circumcision, morbid curiosity will take you to the end. And trust us… you’ll want to stay until the end.
“This film was my effort to create something original, a giant monster musical comedy, while staying true to the shit movie aesthetic, with over-the-top performances and spending as little money as possible to execute a big budget concept,” said Strickland. “I wanted to make something loaded with extremes and ambiguity while letting the audience fend for themselves, asking is it funny? Is it cool? Is it offensive? I don’t know, but it’s my kind of art!”
Inspired by “bad as form” comedy, Strickland has had content featured on “The Howard Stern Show” and “Tosh.0.” He was a producer on the “Tommy Wi-Show” (featuring the infamous Tommy Wiseau from The Room playing video games on the moon) and worked with Liam Lynch to bring back “Syfl & Olly” (the greatest sock puppet show over conceived).
Attack of the Devil stars Raymond McAnally (“30 Rock,” “Boardwalk Empire”) as Father Joseph, and also features Timothy A. Bennett (Gingerdead Man vs. Evil Bong, “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”).
Do you like folk music? Giant monster movies? How about Satanic heavy metal? You really get it all in this fifteen-minute short film that will remind you never to take the internet for granted. Something this beautifully weird only comes along once in a lifetime so give it a watch, maybe do some research on circumcision afterwards, and most importantly, all praise Lord Satan – for it is he who performs miracles (insert sarcasm (or don’t) here).
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