Next Christmas Hang Some Horror On Your Tree

Steve Barton   |  

May 13, 2014

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It’s rare that we use the words badass, Hallmark, and Christmas together, but after seeing the latest round of ornaments that are part of the Hallmark Dream Book line, we cannot help ourselves. These things are stellar, and a few even bring some bitchin’ audio with ’em!

PLANET OF THE APES – CORNELIUS
Any Planet of the Apes fan will dig this mini replica of archeological scientist Cornelius. You’ll love studying this ornament in great detail—although you might venture to guess that Cornelius is simultaneously studying you.

GODZILLA
One of the most iconic characters in pop culture, Godzilla has been “King of the Monsters” since he first smashed onto the big screen. Based on the latest and greatest iteration of the character, this ornament will unleash the unrivaled power of Godzilla with the press of a button! Click here to listen.

JAWS
Watch out for your fingers when you hang this ornament from the tree! With the press of a button, the Jaws theme song will play, making your heart race just like the first time you watched this iconic film. Click here to listen.

ALIEN XENOMORPH
What better way to commemorate the 35th anniversary of the science fiction thriller Alien than to put the film’s frightening “Xenomorph” on your tree. You may even introduce a new generation of fans to this spine-chilling cult classic and its sequels.

FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER
Add this classic horror movie icon, Frankenstein’s Monster, to your Christmas ornament collection. Remember the chills and thrills of the first time Frankenstein’s Monster came to life every time you hang it from your tree.

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