Xenomorph Brass Knuckles: The Most Badass Thing You’ll See All Day!

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Xenomorph Brass Knuckles: The Most Badass Thing You'll See All Day!I don’t think there’s a movie that has inspired more awesome merchandise, both fan-made and official, than Alien. If you slap a Xenomorph onto pretty much anything, it instantly becomes totally badass, and it’s pretty much a guarantee that I’m gonna buy it.

Do I even know how to use chopsticks? No, I do not. But you better believe I recently bought a pair that were adorned with Xenomorphs!

The latest product to get the Xenomorph treatment? Well, California-based company Kilroy’s Attic is currently hard at work on creating pain-inducing pairs of the coolest brass knuckles you’ve ever seen, which fold down into neat and tidy rings and are decorated with the iconic head pieces of everyone’s favorite acid bleeders. Yep, that’s right…

Xenomorph brass knuckles!

Though ole Kilroy is in the prototype stage of his latest creation, things are coming along quite smoothly, and he estimates that the complete pairs of brass knuckles will sell for around $160 each. A small price to pay for the comfort of knowing that you’ve got Xenomorph protection on your side, should anyone mess with you. It’ll be game over for them, man!!

Check out the demo video below to see the brass knuckles in action.

You can follow the progress of these badass implements of destruction over on the Kilroy’s Attic blog and purchase Kilroy’s other creations in his Etsy shop!

Xenomorph Brass Knuckles

Xenomorph Brass Knuckles

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  • frank_dracman

    “Oh you’re gonna mess with me? Alright, just a minute…..no, let me unfold this….ow stop it…Goddamnit, stop!”

    Yeah, that’s one of the stupidest things I’ve seen in a long time. Made me smile, though.