The Seen and The Unseen: Bigfoot Vacations in Florida

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The Seen and The Unseen: Bigfoot Vacations in Florida As a kid I wasn’t allowed to watch movies like Friday the 13th. I’m glad for this parental oversight because it forced me to read about true life mysteries. One of my favorites is Bigfoot. I can’t tell you how many nights I spent reading Bigfoot stories and jumping at every noise.

So I love that ole hairy bi-ped. And, it turns out, he loves Florida…

The Sarasota Patch reports a “Skunk Ape” sighting in March. That isn’t really news, as Skunk Ape sightings happen all the time in the swamplands of Florida. What adds to the story is many people feel the park rangers are working on a cover-up by “ticketing” Bigfoot hunters.

If you listen to the video, you’ll hear the whole story. Their theory? The Florida Skunk Apes are actually “killer chimps” loose in all the state parks in the vacation capital of the world. And the government just doesn’t want you to know about it.

Not a bad theory, given that iguanas and boa constrictor snakes are an established Florida problem.

Still, I can’t help but wonder as I watch the video, is our government breeding robot Bigfeet for a secret invasion of all those who oppose Obama? I can’t prove that, of course, but hey, you can’t disprove it either.

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