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Get Torahfied by a New Hanukkah Teaser

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Who needs a solo-day occasion like Christmas for a horror fix when you can have eight crazy nights of absolute terror? That’s exactly what’s on tap in Eben McGarr’s new holiday-themed slasher flick Hanukkah, and we have a teaser for it right here! Dig it!

Hold on tight to your Torahs!

Synopsis
Obediah Lazarus is the son of Judah Lazarus, the original Hanukkiller. In 1983 Judah terrorized NY for seven nights and was preparing to sacrifice his eight-year-old son, Obediah, on the eighth night. Judah was convinced it was God’s will, like Abraham and Isaac, to sacrifice his only son to God. Luckily for Obediah, police tracked Judah down and stopped the sacrifice, but Judah was gunned down in the process. Warped by hatred with no guidance, Obediah Lazarus becomes a religious extremist, intolerant of non-Jews, “bad Jews”, and those he perceives to be enemies of the Jewish faith. He is about to unleash eight nights of horror.

A group of Jewish teens are getting ready to party for the holidays but are in for a Festival of Frights. With the help of a wise rabbi, they deduce that the murder victims have violated Judaic law and that their only chance at survival is to embrace their faith.

For more on the flick dig on the official Hanukkah Facebook page.

Get Torahfied By New Hanukkah Teaser

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3 Comments

  1. “Judah was convinced it was God’s will, like Abraham and Isaac, to sacrifice his only son to God.”

    Judah was a terrible Jew if he didn’t know Abraham DIDN’T kill his son. That was kinda the whole point of the story.

  2. That might be the worst trailer I’ve ever seen. Also, is it just me, or does “Obediah”(sp?) seem more like an Amish slasher than an Orthodox Jewish slasher? Actually, he should just be called Lazarus, a winking tribute to the phenomenon of slasher resurrection, though that would make him a Christian slasher.. Anyway, the scene in the trailer was really poorly executed, so I don’t have much hope for the rest of the movie.

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