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The Foywonder's Ten Worst Horror Films of the Decade





THE TEN WORST HORROR MOVIES OF THE DECADE

Number 9

THE FOG

The Foywonder's Ten Worst Horror Films of the DecadeA harmonic convergence of everything wrong with the horror remake mentality that swept Hollywood the past decade; everything creepy and moody and atmospheric that made the original work was scuttled in favor of a PG-13 rating, lame digital ghosts that primarily kill by throwing victims through windows, the addition of an unrequited love story between a female cast member and one of the ghosts, and a cast comprised almost entirely of good-looking uncharismatic actors under the age of 30 that talk like uncharismatic actors over the age of 40. Where was this youth-dominated island anyway - off the coast of Logan's Run?

All you can do is watch and shake your head in disgust. Is there anyone that watches John Carpenter's original and says to themself, "If only this movie had a wisecracking black guy?" Has anyone ever watched John Carpenter's original and thought, "Forget the ghost pirates; I want to watch a woman fall in the water and fight for her life to break free from the seaweed that entangles her?" Do you think if Debra Hill had lived to see this remake she would have leaned over to Carpenter and told him how that ghost hand coming out of the sink was so much cooler than anything he did in his version? Sadly, the producers of this remake seemed to think so.

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Agree with 80%. Although AVP Requiem isn't very good, it definately needs to be replaced by the original piece of shit AVP. Also, Black Chirstmas wasn't the best either, but it was entertaining enough, I would replace that one with Boogeyman.


Submitted by Beaverking on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 1:39am.
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In AVP's defense, at least you could see the bad shit that was happening.


Submitted by RingoJ on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 2:37am.
Chainsaw's picture

Strewth!

I think the biggest failing of Van Helsing was that there was some hope for it. It did seem like the kind of awesome, big screen monster movie that everyone was waiting for...and then they actually made it. Personally, The Fog will always be the Worse Movie Of The Decade for me because of what it represented: the cynical, In It For A Buck Remake attitude that that turd RU-Pert and the rest of the plastic cast who didn't know a damn thing about the original projected in their interview with this site, and how that basically became the benchmark for almost every horror movie in a movie theater over the last 5 years. It pisses on all of us, and is single-handedly what's wrong with this genre right now.


Submitted by Chainsaw on Thu, 12/24/2009 - 3:12am.

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