Ah yes, kids! It’s in the air. Everyone’s just a little happier and smiling just a bit more. Festive decor lines the streets, we’ve been spiking our eggnog since Tuesday, and I’m finally done adding glitter and paint to my testicles (one red, one green) so I can dangle them like mistletoe anywhere I can that won’t involve me getting thrown into jail for the weekend.
That being said, because we love you we’ve assembled right here a bounty of holiday goodies bound to keep you busy in the most disturbing of ways all weekend long. Some brand new, some ghosts from Christmas past, some snowbound holiday fun with a sled and a pooch, and of course our absolute favorite yuletide short film from Hobo With a Shotgun director Jason Eisener: Treevenge.
Dig into the goodies below, and stay warm, safe, and hopefully a little tipsy!
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