Mega Python vs. Gatoroid vs. Tiffany vs. Deborah Gibson This Weekend
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The time has come. The stars have aligned. Mega Python vs. Gatoroid premieres on Syfy this weekend. Tiffany and Debbie Gibson are so excited the two one-time teen pop singers have recorded new songs for the soundtrack.
Saturday, January 29th, at 9PM EST/8PM CST on Syfy: Giant python collides with giant alligator as the biggest teen pop princesses of the late 1980s collide in their own long overdue smackdown. Deborah Gibson is an overzealous animal rights activist who releases mutant pythons into the Florida Everglades. Tiffany is a park ranger so angry over her boyfriend’s death she feeds steroids to some hungry gators in hopes of creating a bigger, meaner, hungrier gatoroid to eat them pythons. The result will no doubt mark the greatest cinematic clash of giant reptiles since Dragon Wars.
A Martinez (“One Life to Live”) and Kathryn Joosten (“Desperate Housewives”) co-star. Mary Lambert (Pet Sematary) directs. The Asylum produces. You watch.
The two stars have returned to their roots by each releasing new songs from the Mega Python vs. Gatoroid soundtrack. Tiffany’s is a country track titled “Serpentine”, and Gibson’s is a dance track titled “Snake Charmer” (which you can sample a little of below).
For those wondering where The Asylum can possibly go from here to top their mega sharks, mega piranhas, mega pythons, gatoroids, and crocosauruses, they’ve just announced on their website a new title they have in the creative pipeline for later this year:
2-HEADED SHARK ATTACK
I bet Vitamin C and Dustin Diamond are sitting by their phones in anticipation of a possible casting call as we speak.
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