More Machete Madness! Two More Character One-Sheets

With Predators (review here) blowing up the box office this weekend, yet another Robert Rodriguez project has been steadily shaking up the interwebs — Machete!

The film stars Jessica Alba (Sin City), Robert De Niro, Michelle Rodriguez (Fast & Furious), Lindsay Lohan (Mean Girls), Cheech Marin (Once Upon a Time in Mexico), Jeff Fahey (“Lost”), Don Johnson, Steven Seagal (Under Siege), and of course Danny Trejo as the lead character. Look for it in theatres September 3rd, 2010.

The feature finds Machete (Trejo), a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double-crossed and on the run, Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger; Padre (Marin), his “holy” brother; and April (Lohan), a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.

Dig on the latest bits of art below courtesy of Bloody Disgusting.

More Machete Madness! Two More Character One-Sheets

More Machete Madness! Two More Character One-Sheets

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  • GJW

    Now this is how you do a one-sheet. Wow. These are cool. DJ’s is the better of the two. If they maintain this badassery I might get every fucking one,frame them,and put them in a row on a wall of my gameroom. Now,I have to get a gameroom!! Haha. I still do the apartment life. When I do have a house,once married,it will be MINE. MY domain. It will be half sports (where the bar is) and half movies (where the pool table and other contraptions will be).

    Formerly FireRam

  • Masked Slasher

    Woah, I absolutely want the Don Johnson one!

    Johnson and Fahey are two of my favorite actors, and my interest in this film is ridiculously high because of their involvement.

  • The Woman In Black

    These are cool, but oh man, Don Johnson got OLD! lol

    • Uncle Creepy

      For a minute I thought he was David Carradine. LOL