Hollywood continues its love affair with vamp flicks that are completely fangless. Apparently the fine folks over at 20th Century Fox are prepping an as of yet untitled vampire spoof for release this summer. Hasn’t anyone learned anything from Transylmania?
While the title remains a mystery, we do know that the film is coming from Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, the duo behind such recent “classics” as Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, Date Movie, and the dreaded Meet the Spartans. To further “excite” you for this already doomed project, the film — whatever it is — has already earned itself a PG-13 rating and will be in theatres on August 18th.
I know! Right! You’d all better rush out and get in line right now! Please, Hollywood … stop sucking already! Jesus!
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