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Warner Bros. Delivers Jonah Hex Trailer As Promised!

Despite numerous behind-the-scenes rumblings that it quite possibly wouldn’t happen, today Warner Bros. released the trailer for its upcoming Jonah Hex. It’s still not clear how “supernatural” this Western will actually be, but we’ll find out when the film opens wide on June 18, 2010.

As with the second poster that recently debuted, Yahoo! Movies got the first look at the trailer, which you can see below the synopsis.

Synopsis
Having cheated death, gunslinger and bounty hunter Jonah Hex (Josh Brolin) has one foot in the natural world and one in the supernatural realm. Jonah’s unusual nature gives him the ability to track down anyone, or anything, so the Army makes him an irresistible offer: They’ll erase the warrants on his head if Jonah will find Quentin Turnbull (John Malkovich). But Turnbull, who is preparing to unleash hell on earth, is Jonah’s oldest enemy and will stop at nothing to kill him once and for all.

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  • Floydian Trip

    Mastodon rules!

  • G.D.

    It’s a good thing they had that quick flashback in to the beginning of the trailer, because I had forgotten that Malkovich branded him…

    • Terminal

      True, you don’t want to forget what happened thirty seconds before.
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      “We are bad guys. That means we’ve got more to do other than bullying companies. It’s fun to lead a bad man’s life.”

  • Terminal

    Funniest parts of the trailer:

    1. Megan Fox trying to do a Southern accent.
    2. Jonah’s face.
    3. Megan Fox trying to do a Southern accent.
    4. The whole “cut myself shaving” line.
    5. Megan Fox trying to do a Southern accent.
    6. Duel gattling guns on a fucking horse. Poor horse.
    7. Megan Fox being the hottest woman in the world in a movie yet again. God, how many directors are going to fetishize this tart?

    This movie is going to be the best action comedy ever made.
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    “We are bad guys. That means we’ve got more to do other than bullying companies. It’s fun to lead a bad man’s life.”

    • FireRam

      Is that not the worst accent ever? Hahahaha. I’d be like wow girl, you’re pretty hot for a mentally challenged with a slight speech impediment southern chic!

      • Terminal

        Yeah and I mean come on, she’s a whore in the old west, wouldn’t she be a little dirty or worn down? Give me a fucking break. And everyone in this trailer flirts with her, even Jonah! God, he’s out to avenge his family, but not before flirting with her, right?
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        “We are bad guys. That means we’ve got more to do other than bullying companies. It’s fun to lead a bad man’s life.”

  • nonserviam03

    This movie still looks retarded

    and I still can’t fucking wait.