Rob Zombie’s CSI: Miami Episode is Under Way

Rob Zombie's CSI: Miami Episode is Under WayLast month we told you that Rob Zombie would take his directing career to the small screen for an episode of CSI: Miami. Truth be told, I forgot all about it until Howard Stern mentioned it on his radio show yesterday. Read on for the skinny.

As mentioned on the Stern show (and later confirmed by the Associated Press), production has been under way as of Wednesday on the Zombie-helmed episode, which the AP says involves secret tape recordings and evidence tampering.

Personally, I’m happy to see Rob doing something different. Hopefully this will help him broaden his storytelling capabilities so that his next feature film isn’t the same old nonsense. I’ll be looking for this episode when it airs on March 1.


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  1. So at the start of the episode can we expect Horatio “H” Caine to walk up to some punk, put on his sunglasses, and say something like, “You picked the wrong fucking guy to screw with, you cock-sucking, mother-fucking dickshit!” – Yeeeeooooow! (*Guitars*)

    Oh, can we also get Emily Procter going undercover as a stripper – pleeeeease!

  2. Good, maybe he will learn something.

    In the mean time I will be looking forward to the Glenn Danzing directed episode of NCIS Los Angeles.

    • Yep. And when the team gets there, a Lynyrd Skynyrd tape is stuck in a cassette player, on an endless loop, while redneck stereotypes interfere with the crime scene investigation, all while uttering tons of bleeped profanities. The foulest mouth will of course belong to a precocious eleven year old girl who looks like the offspring conceived during a wild moonlit night tryst between a character from “Deliverance” and one of the Joads.

    • Hell, maybe a sequel to Deliverance is what the series needs: after all, all of the episodes follow the same repetitive formula. I can imagine it already: Bill Moseley holding Horatio at gunpoint and trying to make him squeal like a pig…heh-heh…

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