Readers, it’s Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You are fans so I think you should know — I’ve killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown. Some homeless people – maybe five or ten. Um, an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man, uh … some old man with a dog last week.
I killed another girl with a chainsaw. I had to, she almost got away, and uh … someone else there? I can’t remember, maybe a model, but she’s dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell’s Kitchen. I don’t want to leave anything out here. I guess I’ve killed maybe twenty people, maybe forty. I have tapes of a lot of it. Some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um… I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little.
Soon my movie American Psycho will be airing in New Zealand. Yes, it’s ten years old but in it I killed a LOT of people. And with brash advertising campaigns like the one you see below courtesy of the THR Feed Blog, I’m not sure I’m gonna get away with it. I guess I’ll … uh … I mean, ah, I guess I’m a pretty … uh … I mean I guess I’m a pretty sick guy. If only they promoted things with such vigor here in the States.
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