Orphan Ads Make Foster Groups Cry

Further evidence of the pussification of our beloved country came to light today as ABC News reports that ads for Juame Collet-Serra’s upcoming film Orphan are making foster care groups and adoptive parents sad. Boo friggin’ hoo.

Everyone’s apparently in an uproar over the line in the trailer “It must be hard to love an adopted child as much as your own.” When alerted to the whining, WB execs stated that they will recut the trailer to nix the offensive line. All this overly sensitive shit is getting old fast. Give me a fuckin’ break, will ya please?

Check out the uncut trailer below. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to the mall to have that line airbrushed on every article of clothing that I own.

Uncle Creepy

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