Mary-Kate Olsen

So, how emo are you? Do you shit broken hearts? Is your hair Crazy Glued down on one side of your face? Does your face stick to magnetic surfaces? Do you know that it's better to cut up the road instead of across the street? Well then, we've got great news for you, oh whiny one!

Remember Beastly, starring Vanessa Hudgens and Alex Pettyfer? Yeah, it had fallen off our radar as well ... until this weekend, when a new trailer debuted. At least we get to see a bit more of Neil Patrick Harris this time.

A new one-sheet for CBS Films' Beastly, which swaps out the beast from the Beauty and the Beast story with a tattooed and pierced guy from New York's East Village, has arrived online today sporting a tagline that is simply wince-inducing. Dig it if you must.

Just a few weeks removed from its announcement of shifting the release of Beastly so as not to clash with Universal's upcoming Charlie St. Cloud, which stars Zac Efron, CBS Films has finally announced Beastly's new release date, and wow, is it pretty damned far off.

So, yeah. Over on the official Beastly Facebook page the powers that be posted a message to fans about why the flick has been bumped to a later date.

As promised at the end of last week, a second trailer for CBS Films' Beastly debuted this morning, and of course we've got a look at it here for you.

Finally a new still has surfaced from CBS Films' Beastly in which the beast (Alex Pettyfer) gets his claws on his beauty (Vanessa Hudgens). And they're at the zoo no less!

When worlds like Twilight and Beauty and the Beast collide, what we're left with should be a teen-friendly angle on a true classic story. At least that's what CBS Films is banking on, and we've got a couple of posters that they just released (one lenticular) for you to dig on.

We've seen the trailer and a slew of stills from CBS Films' upcoming feature Beastly, and today they sent over a brand spankin' new featurette that provides some behind-the-scenes footage and cast interviews.

To celebrate the change of the calendar to February, CBS Films has provided us two new photos from Beastly along with a video message from one of its stars, Vanessa Hudgens.

No doubt hoping for the kind of blind faith that Twilight fans show at the box office, CBS Films has provided the trailer for its new Beauty and the Beast redux of sorts, Beastly.

In honor of Halloween, CBS Films has provided us three new photos from Beastly that show how the stars get their Samhain on in the movie. As they explain it, "Tricks are for kids, but we're all about treats here!"

Not to be outdone by The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, which unveiled its logo artwork earlier this week, CBS Films, the company behind Beastly, revealed the slick title treatment for its upcoming edgy teen romance ... and provided a new photo of the film's "beast", played by Alex Pettyfer.

Ah, Mary-Kate. It doesn't seem so long ago that you were drooling on ABC. Now that you've grown you're making others do the drooling. Amazing how life works, eh? Now it's time for this young starlet to get a little "Beastly"!