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Joel Kohn

Gnomes Attack Police in Australia!

Two things we don't get that scare people ... clowns and garden gnomes. They just seem so innocuous; yet, folks are legitimately terrified of them. Speaking as someone who's afraid of nuns, I guess I'm not one to pass judgement. In any event, if you are afraid of those tiny little garden variety nogoodniks, you may wanna stay far, far away from this latest bit of viral footage for Gnomes Attack!