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Sofia Vergara Lactates Terror in Latest Machete Kills Poster

Yep, the headline pretty much says it all. There's nothing like a set of deadly ta-tas unleashing some well placed hellfire to get the old blood pumping. Check out this extreme piece of eye candy. It truly is worth 1,000 words.

First Look: Machete Kills Amber Heard and Gets a Lapdance!

The first image from the upcoming Robert Rodriguez sequel Machete Kills is here, and it gives us yet another reason to be very, very jealous of star Danny Trejo. Mr. Rodriguez, we are sure Mr. Trejo's penis is quite thankful.

Robert Rodriguez Provides an Update on Machete Kills

In case you were hoping to see Lindsay Lohan reprise her role from Machete in the film's sequel, Machete Kills, that's not happening, but director Robert Rodriguez has revealed a few other tidbits about the production and a potential third installment.

Open Road Films Sets September Release Date for Machete Kills

It looks like previous reports of a delay in the opening of Machete Kills due to some behind-the-scenes courtroom activities have been taken care of as Open Road Films has announced a release date for Robert Rodriguez's sequel of September 13th.

Producers Looking to Kill Machete Kills

In the world of Machete nothing is ever easy for the blade-wielding Super-Mexican. Sure he gets all the babes in the movies, but in real life things aren't as pleasurable. In fact, we may not even get to see the title character's latest rampage.

Alexa Vega Stunning in Machete Kills

Rolling Stone caught the first glimpse of Alexa Vega in Machete Kills, the Robert Rodriguez-directed sequel that brings back Danny Trejo as the blade-savvy former Mexican Federale, and all we can say is wow.

Machete Kills on an Open Road

It's been a few weeks since we last talked about Machete Kills, but some really good news has come! Open Road Films has acquired U.S. distribution rights to Machete Kills, the Robert Rodriguez-directed sequel that brings back Danny Trejo as the blade-savvy former Mexican Federale.

Marko Zaror Fights His Way Through Machete Kills

If there's one thing you can expect from Machete Kills (other than hot chicks and Danny Trejo taking off his shirt every chance he gets), it's that the flick will be brimming with fighting, shooting, and action sequences. To make sure of this, we have some two-fisted casting news for you!

More Hotness Signs Up for Machete Kills

If Robert Rodriguez packs any more hot chicks into the cast for Machete Kills, star Danny Trejo is likely to come down with a fatal case of priapism. Still, in retrospect, what a way to go! Read on to find out who's next!

More Machete Kills Fun! New Poster and Extra Set Visit

Looking forward to seeing Danny Trejo hack away at the bad guys in the upcoming grindhouse-like flick Machete Kills? Good! Then you'll be very happy to hear that we have some new teaser art and even a video set visit on tap for you right now. Dig it!

Lady Gaga Puts on Her Poker Face in Machete Kills

You know what Machete Kills was in desperate need of? More hot chicks! In her never-ending quest to follow in each of Madonna's footsteps, Lady Gaga is throwing one of her many obscure looking hats into the acting arena for the Robert Rodriguez sequel.

Alexa Vega Nothing Short of Drool-Worthy in Latest Machete Kills Image

You know who the luckiest guy in the world of film is? Danny Trejo. Why? Because Robert Rodriguez loves surrounding this cat with incredibly beautiful women. Need another fine (and we mean fine) example? Check out this image of Alexa Vega in character as KillJoy!

Take a Peek Behind-the-Scenes of Machete Kills

YouTube user Nuevon recently got the chance to visit the set of the now filming Machete Kills, and he's come back with a behind-the-scenes look at the flick that's... well... energetic? You'll see what we mean. Someone get this dude a Valium.

William Sadler Stalks Machete Kills

Another character actor has joined the ranks of Robert Rodriguez's Machete Kills, and this time it's not a hot chick! See, miracles do happen! Even in the world of violent Mexploitation movies! Read on for details.

Machete Kills Cast Gets a Double Dose of Hot with Electra and Elise Avellan

The only thing more staggering than the body count we're going to see in the upcoming Mexploitation gore-fest Machete Kills is the number of hot chicks Robert Rodriguez has surrounded star Danny Trejo with. Every day is Christmas for this cat!