Machete Kills is one of the biggest box office flops of the year, and even debuted with one of the worst opening weekends of all time. But maybe it will find its audience on home video, where people who hated the original (such as myself) might be compelled to give it a look.
It just figures. Up front... most of us here at Dread Central were not fans of the original Machete. Yet, its sequel, Machete Kills, made huge strides in getting things right, and of course nobody went to see it. In fact, it had an historically bad opening.
Machete Kills is cutting a swath of carnage in theatres right now, and the eye candy is still coming. On tap right now is a brand new UK poster for the flick that's heavy on the red. Check it out!
Rarely has a woman looked so unbelievably hot in a movie than Alexa Vega does in Machete Kills. The outfits she wears throughout the film are practically non-existent, and something comparable to them isn’t found easily...
From Desperado to the Spy Kids franchise and beyond, Robert Rodriguez and Danny Trejo have largely become household names due mostly to the work they’ve done together.
In celebration of her big screen debut, check out this brand new lyric video to hear Lady Gaga’s song “Aura” from her forthcoming album ARTPOP, available November 11, and get an extended look at Machete Kills.
Do we really have to get any more descriptive than the headline does for this latest Machete Kills clip? For those of you confused and/or strangely aroused, this quick video should more than do the trick for you!
The Machete movies are known for several things in particular... violence, Danny Trejo's burning desire to be shirtless as much as possible and for as long as possible, and hot chicks. Very, very hot chicks. Speaking of which...
With the October 11th release of Machete Kills inching ever closer, a new one-sheet has arrived featuring Alex Vega as Killjoy! Check it out and wipe the drool off of your mouth when you're done.
With the October 11th release of Machete Kills inching ever closer, we've been getting inundated with all sorts of clips and trailers for the film. And we can only hope you're loving all the action as much as we are. Check out the latest trailer, which is sure to spice up your day!
We've seen a lot of stuff over the past few months in promotion of Machete Kills but nothing anywhere near as cool as the following 3D trailer that you can experience right now at your computer. Dig it!
Over the past several months we've brought you every conceivable bit of news for Machete Kills including all the promo goodies you could ever ask for. We're not done yet! On tap right now are two animated images, two new images and a new video! Dig 'em!
Danny Trejo reprises the badass role of Machete Cortez in Machete Kills, opening in theaters October 11th. Bad guys will die and Machete will score with the ladies, of these two things we can promise you.
For years we've seen Danny Trejo's chest tattoo of a lovely Mexican woman. Now, in honor of Machete Kills, we have your chance to start rockin' Trejo's face on YOUR chest! Open Road Films will open the flick in theatres on October 11, 2013.
Another bit of artwork is here for Machete Kills, and this one features the super-hot Amber Heard and her new toy. Check it out and start counting the days, kids! Open Road Films will open the flick in theatres on October 11, 2013.