CONTEST CLOSED! Win a Copy of Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale Combo Pack

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Man, every time we turn around, we find something new and cool to send you cats! Next up on the freebie pile: the cult holiday sensation Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale! Ho ho horror, baby!

To enter, just send us an E-MAIL HERE including your FULL NAME AND MAILING ADDRESS. We’ll take care of the rest. Look for the flick in stores and online on Tuesday, October 25th!

It’s the eve of Christmas in northern Finland, and an ‘archeological’ dig has just unearthed the real Santa Claus. But this particular Santa isn’t the one you want coming to town. When the local children begin mysteriously disappearing, young Pietari and his father Rauno, a reindeer hunter by trade, capture the mythological being and attempt to sell Santa to the misguided leader of the multinational corporation sponsoring the dig. Santa’s elves, however, will stop at nothing to free their fearless leader from captivity. What ensues is a wildly humorous nightmare – a fantastically bizarre polemic on modern day morality.

Win a Copy of Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale on Blu-ray/DVD Combo Pack

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  • SamanthaDarko

    I never heard of this one…is it in english or subtitled?

    • Shambling_in_Bandages

      It’s subtitled, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the US release has an English dub included.