Porn star John Holmes was pretty good at making people Quiver back in the day, but since this news article has nothing to do with either him or his submarine-sized penis, let's just move along to the facts about this new terror tale, shall me?
Ah, murder. So many ways to die. So many ways to interprete death. Where to start? Well Variety tells us that Warner Bros has a pretty good idea for a jumping-off point as they've brought on Alex Holmes to rewrite and direct the feature film version of Jed Rubenfeld's novel The Interpretation of Murder.