Join The Covenant?

Johnny Butane |

Jul 21, 2006

Thanks, but I’ll pass. G4TV.com has put up the trailer for Sony Pictures’ new beautiful teen horror film, The Covenant, and maybe if I were 14 again, I’d think it looks cool.

While watching the trailer, you’ll see that the film boasts the prerequisite hot young cast that will no doubt walk shoulder-to-shoulder in slow motion several times and a rave scene with loud techno music.

*Looks into crystal ball*

I predict that at the time of this film’s home video release, the DVD artwork will contain a collage of floating heads.

Anyone dare to bet against me?

– Uncle Creepy

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