The Human Centipede: Full Sequence

Fans of The Human Centipede series, rejoice! After a bit of hand-wringing and a couple of disputes, Dieter Laser has agreed to return to the lead role of Dr. Heiter in Tom Six's upcoming film The Human Centipede 3. Yes!

Yeah, our jaws kind of dropped when we heard about that, too, but let's face it... Tom Six is a madman. Lord only knows what he has cooked up for the third film in the Centipede franchise.

Well then. That may very well be our favorite headline of the day. In any event, yes, The Human Centipede Part 3: Final Sequence will soon be slithering our way from director Tom Six, but this time... he's not coming alone!

What do you get the person who has everything? You get him or her a goddamn Human Centipede hand-knit scarf, that's what! Made of 12 (count 'em 12!) victims (thank you, Martin!) The Human Centipede scarf may be the greatest piece of outerwear ever created.

Here we go, folks. A real Dinner for Fiends. No scheduling conflicts. No bird attacks. The usual suspects (Creepy, Buz, Foy, Fini, Kasch) have finally all assembled for a new episode. You would think with only two new wide release horror movies this past month, there wouldn’t be that much to talk about; yet, somehow we jam packed it to feature length.

Now that he's officially been parodied by "South Park", all eyes are once again on director Tom Six for his sequel to the cult favorite film The Human Centipede, which has inspired many a fan to give their own spin on the tale. And the head. And the tail. And the head. And the tail. From an interview with Entertainment Weekly:

One flick from last year that caught everyone completely off guard was Tom Six's maniacal medical psycho thriller gone way friggin' awry