Sofia Vergara Lactates Terror in Latest Machete Kills Poster

Source Name: Entertainment Weekly Source Url: http://www.ew.com Post Thumb: /apr12/machetes.jpg Yep, the headline pretty much says it all. There’s nothing like a set of deadly ta-tas unleashing some well placed hellfire to get the old blood pumping. Check out this… Continue Reading


First Look: Machete Kills Amber Heard and Gets a Lapdance!

Post Thumb: /apr12/machetes.jpg The first image from the upcoming Robert Rodriguez sequel Machete Kills is here, and it gives us yet another reason to be very, very jealous of star Danny Trejo. Mr. Rodriguez, we are sure Mr. Trejo’s penis… Continue Reading


Robert Rodriguez Provides an Update on Machete Kills

Source Name: MTV Source Url: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1701042/lindsay-lohan-machete-sequel-robert-rodriguez.jhtml Post Thumb: /apr12/machetes.jpg In case you were hoping to see Lindsay Lohan reprise her role from Machete in the film’s sequel, Machete Kills, that’s not happening, but director Robert Rodriguez has revealed a few… Continue Reading


Producers Looking to Kill Machete Kills

Source Name: Deadline Source Url: http://www.deadline.com/2012/11/machete-producers-sue-to-kill-machete-kills-robert-rodriguez-danny-trejo-open-road/ Post Thumb: /apr12/machetes.jpg In the world of Machete nothing is ever easy for the blade-wielding Super-Mexican. Sure he gets all the babes in the movies, but in real life things aren’t as pleasurable. In… Continue Reading


Alexa Vega Stunning in Machete Kills

Source Name: Rolling Stone Source Url: http://www.rollingstone.com Post Thumb: /apr12/machetes.jpg Rolling Stone caught the first glimpse of Alexa Vega in Machete Kills, the Robert Rodriguez-directed sequel that brings back Danny Trejo as the blade-savvy former Mexican Federale, and all we… Continue Reading


Machete Kills on an Open Road

Source Name: Deadline Source Url: http://www.deadline.com/2012/10/open-road-acquires-machete-kills-the-robert-rodriguezdanny-trejo-sequel/ Post Thumb: /apr12/machetes.jpg It’s been a few weeks since we last talked about Machete Kills, but some really good news has come! Open Road Films has acquired U.S. distribution rights to Machete Kills, the… Continue Reading


Marko Zaror Fights His Way Through Machete Kills

Source Name: Twitch Film Source Url: http://twitchfilm.com/news/2012/08/marko-zaror-machete-kills.php Post Thumb: /apr12/machetes.jpg If there’s one thing you can expect from Machete Kills (other than