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ICP Races to The Asylum





ICP races to The AsylumIt only figures that the Insane Clown Posse would find themselves in an asylum sooner or later. They are insane, aren't they? But this asylum is The Asylum, those masters of the motion picture mockbuster like Alien vs. Hunter and Snakes on a Train. Just this week they released Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls; bet you can't guess what that's a mockbuster of.

The ICP will be co-starring in The Asylum's September release: Death Racers. Yep; it's a mockbuster of Death Race, the Death Race 2000 remake directed by Paul W.S. Anderson and starring Jason Statham opening this September. The brief plot description on The Asylum's website describes Death Racers as follows:

"In this grim vision of the future where brutality is a virtue and mercy will cost you your life, contestants participate in a cross-country death race where killing is how you win the game."

So The Asylum's knock-off of the remake of Death Race 2000 will actually have more in common with the plot of Death Race 2000 than the remake? I can't decide if The Asylum should be applauded for this or if it just further reminds me why I detest Paul WS Anderson so much.

The Asylum lists the director of Death Racers as none other than Roy Knyrim, the filmmaker who gave us the indescribable Demons at the Door, the gore-soaked Cemetery Gates, and the sci-fi shocker Night Skies. I’m guessing this one will also be an unhinged bloodbath.

As for the Insane Clown Posse, Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J announced in a YouTube video (which you can see below) that they would be playing themselves driving around in a big ice cream truck killing people for points. No mention of The Asylum in their video news update, but they do say that filming should begin this week and that Death Racers is also bound for the Sci-Fi Channel.

Death Racers is slated to hit DVD shelves on September 23rd, three days before the September 26th big screen release of Death Race. The Asylum is nothing if not opportunistically punctual.

- The Foywonder

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DeadBodyMan187's picture

The Asylum, huh? Then this is probably going to be the first and only GOOD movie The Asylum will ever put out. ICP rock. This should be mad entertaining.


Submitted by DeadBodyMan187 on Mon, 06/02/2008 - 4:17am.

I fucking HATE the Insane Clown Posse.


Submitted by The Butcher on Sat, 05/03/2008 - 10:20am.
DeadBodyMan187's picture

Okay. Thank you for sharing that with us.


Submitted by DeadBodyMan187 on Mon, 06/02/2008 - 4:23am.
Terminal's picture

Ah, ICP. Edgy band in... never.

Funny shit.


Submitted by Terminal on Sat, 05/03/2008 - 4:16am.
DeadBodyMan187's picture

They're underground legends. They developed a huge fanbase without the help of radio or MTV. That deserves mad respect even if you don't like their music.


Submitted by DeadBodyMan187 on Mon, 06/02/2008 - 4:26am.
Spaceshark's picture

Wouldn't Death Race getting mockbustered be redundant?


Submitted by Spaceshark on Fri, 05/02/2008 - 6:57pm.
DeadBodyMan187's picture

I think this will probably be a lot more entertaining than the big-budget studio remake from that turkey who makes video-game flicks. Will either be masterpieces? Nah, but at least this one has a chance of being FUN.


Submitted by DeadBodyMan187 on Mon, 06/02/2008 - 4:27am.
Chainsaw's picture

...I am amazed it took them this long to discover each other.

ICP and the Asylum deserve each other.


Submitted by Chainsaw on Fri, 05/02/2008 - 7:39am.
DeadBodyMan187's picture

Considering The Asylum's poor track record, this will be the best movie they've ever made.

Considering "Big Money Hustlas" and "Bowling Balls," I'm sure that this will probably be entertaining.


Submitted by DeadBodyMan187 on Mon, 06/02/2008 - 4:24am.
Tsotha-lanti's picture

If this can't get the Asylum a bigger audience, nothing can.


Submitted by Tsotha-lanti on Fri, 05/02/2008 - 4:47am.
DeadBodyMan187's picture

I doubt that Juggalos will care about anything by the Asylum beyond this movie.


Submitted by DeadBodyMan187 on Mon, 06/02/2008 - 4:29am.

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