Balaguero Delivers a Faux Exorcist V Teaser

Wow, what a horribly teasy thing to do; apparently there’s a Festival of False Trailers coming up during the next Sitges Film Festival, and for it REC co-director Jaume Balaguero created a fake teaser for The Exorcist V ... and it’s pretty damn good!

How cruel it will never see fruition. Head over to Teaserland to check it out and lament for what shall never be!

Exorcist V teaser

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Doc Block's picture

I'm probably in the minority here, but I liked DARKNESS. REC was a masterpiece though, scary as hell, and the best P.O.V. movie I've seen yet (besides BLAIR WITCH PROJECT).


Submitted by Doc Block on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 1:29am.

Except for REC, that is.


Submitted by Caterpillar on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 12:36am.

There was no real imagination in that trailer. Just a bunch of darkly lit drawn out shots with characters looking morose.

Oh wait, that's every Balaguero movie.


Submitted by Sirand on Tue, 09/16/2008 - 11:19pm.
Cash Bailey's picture

Ooooohhh, ZING!!


Submitted by Cash Bailey on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 12:46am.
Johnny Butane's picture

Wow, Unknown... that is much cooler. Damn.


Submitted by Johnny Butane on Tue, 09/16/2008 - 11:01pm.
Cash Bailey's picture

That was okay. Nothing special.

I can't wait to see what else comes out of this false trailer festival. Sounds like a killer idea.


Submitted by Cash Bailey on Tue, 09/16/2008 - 8:19pm.

Okay, I have a question...

... maybe I'm old-fashioned, or maybe just old.

But what the fuck is it with the green filter? Why does it have to be on everything? Ever since SE7EN horror films all look like someone sucked the color right out of them, and then left the print in a bucket of water to grow mold.

I don't get it.


Submitted by RikGriff on Tue, 09/16/2008 - 6:52pm.
The Unknown Murderer's picture

Man, I've gotta disagree. That trailer seemed pretty boring.

It would've been something if the priest had walked into an entire ward of thrashing, screaming, demon-possessed children in restraints, tied down to their beds.

Cut to one grody-looking child who stops, turns and glares at the priest, then says in a gravelly voice:

"WE ARE LEGION!"

Cut back to the entire ward as one by one the children cease their thrashing to turn and look at their visitor. And they all begin to say in unison, in the same voice, in growing intensity:

"We are Legion!"

"We are Legion!"

"WE ARE LEGION!"

If I saw that, I think I would shit my pants!


Submitted by The Unknown Murderer on Tue, 09/16/2008 - 6:32pm.
Gus Bjork's picture

Then the priest says "I'm gonna need to get me a whoooooole lotta pigs!"

But that really does sound creepy UM. Great idea.


Submitted by Gus Bjork on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 1:46am.
PelusaMG's picture

Is the priest Bubba Gump?


Submitted by PelusaMG on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 2:08am.
Gus Bjork's picture

I'm guessing Bubba is a Baptist so no. What's M. Emmet Walsh up to these days? Maybe he can do it.


Submitted by Gus Bjork on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 2:27am.
PelusaMG's picture

Actually, according to Pastor Jack all we need is Tom Jones!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYaEIbn_zik

A "Tom Jones closet", I guess that's the same one he came out of several years ago!!!


Submitted by PelusaMG on Wed, 09/17/2008 - 3:18am.

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