Rotten Cotton

Ever since I can remember, I've always been in love with Rotten Cotton t-shirts. They've been around, hell, longer than we have, but it isn't just their badass movie shirt designs that kept our attention. It's their other stuff, too. Where else can you get merchandise with memorable slogans like "Dead Girls Never Say No!" emblazoned upon them?

And another really bizarre moment in my life has come to pass! The official Rotten Cotton "DEAD" T-shirt featuring *gulp* my likeness as a zombie in the latest George A. Romero zombie-fest Survival of the Dead is available for purchase.

Wow. The surreal moments just keep on coming. When I did my part in George A. Romero's Survival of the Dead, I had no idea where it would lead. Seeing the finished product was cool, and seeing the fan reaction for the most part was even better. I couldn't be more pleased. But now comes this. The strangest news story I've ever written.

As you should be well aware, Grindhouse Releasing is touring Sam Raimi's original Evil Dead around the country through the end of the year, and now you can get an official tour t-shirt commemorating the event.

When it comes to your horror needs t-shirt-wise, it's hard to find anyone who holds a candle to the sickos over at Rotten Cotton. The boys in black have just unveiled a bunch of new designs to help you make "the normal" folks around you walk on the other side of the street, and we've got a couple of choice ones for you to dig on as well as directions for you to see the whole damned line!

It's amazing how many people's feathers got ruffled over Jonathan Lewis' cinematic homage to all things tasteless, Black Devil Doll (review here). With the release of the brand spanking new Black Devil Doll Soundboard, we're willing to bet there's gonna be a lot more upset folks out there soon enough!

Reviewed by Uncle Creepy Starring The Black Devil Doll, Heather Murphy, Natasha Talonz, Christine Svendsen, Precious Cox, Ericka Branich, Martin Boone Directed by Jonathan Lewis Visit the Official Black Devil Doll Website to order yours today, sucka!

Who knew? You know the old saying "Stranger things have happened?" Well, it doesn't get much stranger than this. The most offensive movie of the year, Black Devil Doll (review here), has gotten itself an honest to goodness real-deal novelization and you can get your hands on that bad boy right now.

The ever so controversial new film Black Devil Doll (review) is beginning to make its rounds around the country! Next up -- Rhode Island, Ohio, Manhattan, Syracuse, Utah, San Francisco, Pittsburgh, London, and more!

The ever so controversial new film Black Devil Doll (review) is beginning to make its rounds around the country! Next up -- Washington, Oregon, and Arizona!

There's not a day that goes by that I don't realize what a fortunate individual I am. That's right, kids -- from time to time your old Uncle Creepy gets to take part in some truly mind-numbingly psychotic antics!

It's been around two years that we've been telling you guys about what could very well be one of the single most offensively good times to be had in ages in Jonathan Lewis' Black Devil Doll. Now, we have the very first review. Did it deliver?

Reviewed by Stephen Romano Starring The Black Devil Doll, Heather Murphy, Natasha Talonz, Christine Svendsen, Precious Cox, Ericka Branich, Martin Boone Directed by Jonathan Lewis Visit the Official Black Devil Doll Website

I feel like we've been telling you about the goodness that is Black Devil Doll forever now. This flick, plain and simple, is going to be the shit, and this weekend you'll have three chances to see it -- one in California, one in New York, and one in New Mexico!

As you all know, the West Coast premiere of Black Devil Doll will be on April 17th, 2009, at the New Beverly Cinema (same weekend as the Fangoria Weekend of Horrors and just a 10- to 15-minute cab ride away).