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Sight (DVD)

Sight DVD review (click for larger image)Reviewed by Uncle Creepy

Starring Clayton Haske, Allison Persaud, Tony Luke, Jr., Frank Traynor

Directed by Adam Ahlbrandt

Distributed by Lionsgate Home Entertainment


There’s nothing to see here. End of review.

What?

You’re still here?

Cop out?

Screw you!

I sit through an unimaginable amount of crap for you guys. I’ve taken more than my fair share of bullets for the team. Can’t I get a little slack? The only constructive thing I can say about this dark, dreary, time-consuming, black hole of a film is that it was less than an hour and a half long and had some okay sound design. Sure I can rant about the bad stuff, but …

What?

At least a synopsis?

Fine.

A guy who sees spooky pale people splashed in stage blood and wearing raccoon-like make-up meets a girl who sees the same kind of stuff. They bond. He gets his ass beat by said girl’s ex-boyfriend and ends up in the hospital. After seeing some more spooky pale people splashed in stage blood and wearing raccoon-like make-up, he eventually takes his revenge upon the giant guy who beat him up. Roll credits.

Happy now?

Good.

Huh?

No, there aren’t any special features.

Now please, for your own sanity and mine … go watch something else.

Special Features

  • It’s only a little over eighty minutes

    Film:

    1/2 out of 5

    Special Features:
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    0 out of 5

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  • Steve Barton

    You're such an inspiration for the ways that I will never, ever choose to be.

    • Hunter1006

      WOAH! SPORTS!
      lol

    • Uncle Creepy

      And some people at ratemypoo.com consider what they’ve “crafted” to be art as well.

      Stop raining on my parade, dude! I BROKE THE FUCKING 4TH WALL!

    • Hunter1006

      Uncle Creepy,

      Take time to understand that ‘Funny Games’ is an ART FILM! hahahah

    • Uncle Creepy

      Hey! I broke the 4th wall by addressing the reader directly!

      *goes and slips on prissy white gloves*

    • Terminal

      I read a review on DVD Talk that was longer than a sentence and they seem to agree that it’s not a good movie. It’s not like I watch these DTDVD horror flicks, but I know enough to stay away from it now.

    • Sirand

      *runs to the video store to rent Sight*