Open up wide and prepare to choke on a great big serving of Dinner for Fiends. The past few weeks haven’t been very kind to the horror releases at the multiplex, and we’re not much kinder to them either. You’d be an idiot to miss out on this smorgasbord of a show.
Uncle Creepy, Buz, Matt Fini, and yours truly spend a considerable amount of time debating the merits of the Fright Night remake, featuring the horrifying truth about Creepy’s cinematic hair fetish and how it affects his reaction to the movies he watches, interrupted briefly by a deranged screaming tirade regarding the Conan the Barbarian remake.
Fini vs. Buz over Fright Night.
Foy vs. Creepy over Conan.
Four men enter. Four men leave.
Then the Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark remake gets served up on a silver platter, followed by a heaping helping of Shark Night cheesiness, then a quick spoiler-filled recapping of the non-events that comprised Apollo 18, and finally for desert we sink our teeth into the cowpie that was Creature.
Plus all the sidetracking zany discussions you’ve come to expect when we start rambling inanely.
As always, beware of major spoilers when discussing all of these offerings, even more so than usual since judging by the box office profits of these films, none of you saw any of them.
Listen to the new installment of Dinner for Fiends right now just as soon as you mutter those three magic words: YOU’RE AN IDIOT!
This already feature lengthy DFF even comes with an extra special 7-minute bonus you can listen to and download as an addendum as the show was finished recording and myself, Buz, and Fini were still on talking about a gloriously ludicrous obscure monster movie from 1973 called The Werewolf of Woodstock. We had just begun talking about when Buz decided this was worth rolling on and now you can listen to this extra as well.
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