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Satanic Turkey Rampage in Thankskiling

Thankskilling: Gobble, gobble, motherfuckerIt was about a year ago I reviewed a movie called “>Zombeak! that billed itself as a the world’s first satanic killer chicken movie. I didn’t think that wacko movie could possibly be topped in the unholy poultry department. That was until I heard about ThanksKilling. Now it’s a turkey turning the tables on mankind.

Currently seeking a distributor, ThanksKilling is filmmaker Jordan Downey’s loony horror comedy about a group of college kids on their Thanksgiving break getting carved up by a turkey from hell. What more needs to be said aside from “Gobble, Gobble, Motherfucker!”

Head to the film’s official website or MySpace page for more info and a few rough cut scenes, and check out the trailer below. With any luck ThanksKilling won’t turn out to be a lame duck.

And at this rate should we expect a demon-possessed turducken movie next year?

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  • RingoJ

    “Gobble, Gobble, Motherfucker!”

    I love it.

  • PelusaMG

    *Mouth open – sound of silence*

  • Caterpillar

    How about a remake of Clive Barker’s YATTERING AND JACK instead? Not by these morons, though. Please.