Amityville Goes Online?

Amityville goes online? Why?Why anyone would want to sequelize the abysmal remake of “>The Amityville Horror (review) is beyond me, but at least it seems like those in charge are taking a page from the endless sequels to the original film and going the route of ridiculousness.

Bloody Disgusting learned today that MGM is looking to create a new chapter in the Amityville saga, one that will instantly ensure that the film is forever dated; they want a story focused on the internet and multimedia. Because if there’s one thing we all know works so well in horror, it’s films that have to do with the internet. Who can forget the classic terrors of Fear Dot Com, The Card Player or Cry Wolf?

Considering past Amityville sequels have dealt with haunted dollhouses, clocks and mirrors, I guess a haunted interwebs might be a step up … but hopefully this project will fade into obscurity like it has the few other times Amityville sequel talk has surfaced. Since this is the worst idea yet, however, something tells me this is the one that’ll make it through.

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  • arandomthought

    Clamityville: The haunted condom
    Take that WORST IDEA!

    • PelusaMG

      Should that be Chlamydiaville… ?

      • arandomthought


        I was actually going for clam as in vag.

  • Undeadmin

    Amityville 5: Interwebs
    “It’s about a series of tubes”

  • Johnny Butane

    Shit, I did! Those were the really bad ones, too…

    • Uncle Creepy

      For the love of god Butane and for the sake of conversation flow … befriend the damned “Reply” option.

      • PelusaMG

        He used it the other day when replying to something I said, so he knows where it is!

        *Ponders smutty innuendo!*

  • PelusaMG

    You missed the ever wonderful, the glorious, the exciting “Halloween: Resurrection” off your list… Oh, and “Hellraiser: Hellworld”!

  • Pennywise

    You have got to be crazy kidding me!

    I can’t wait for the next one after this where the demon curse possesses a male stripper’s leopard-print thong.

    Coming This Fall From MGM:


    Rated PG-13.

    Directed by Brett Ratner.

    • Uncle Creepy

      Jodie the Pig laughs at Brett Ratner!