Mother’s Day is just a few days away; what have you gotten for the woman who exploded you into the world in a violent spray of blood and other assorted bits? Slacking, eh? Or perhaps she’s “resting” in the basement?
Nothing will tell your mom that you love her more than a black shirt sporting the cutest son of Satan. Just look at him! He’s ready to give ya a hug … or push you down the stairs. Either way, this is a far better gift than that lame flower bouquet you’ve been eyeing up at Wal*Mart.
Hurry on over to the EVILShop and pick up some new threads!
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