I wasn’t too sure about running this, but the following “set report” that was forwarded to STYD does make for an interesting read for those of us following Benicio del Toro’s Wolfman remake.
“I was walking the dog in the Bourne Woods, Farnham, which is, as every fool knows, the Los Angeles of England. Last week was the new Harry Potter – sixty crew and three weeks rigging for a four hour shoot, and this week they’re prepping for The Wolfman, which requires forty caravans, a hundred and twenty first unit crew and the construction of two ginormous ‘gypsy camps’. The hot word on the street is that Benicio Del Toro is, in the words of a straight, male location manager ‘so cool, I’d fuck him myself’; Emily Blunt is ‘lovely, not quite as attractive as one might think but sexier’; and Anthony Hopkins ‘just doesn’t speak’. They arrive next Thursday Oh, and the director who shouted at my dog has been sacked (perhaps for some other reason) and they now have the estimable Joe Johnston (Honey I Shrunk The Kids, Jurassic Park III) turning their $85m budget into cunt soup.”
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