Happy 420 - Our Top 5 Favorite Stoners in Horror

The Cabin in the Woods (2011) - Marty, played by Fran Kranz

Here's the thing... when you have a character who can make his coffee cup transform into a bong that can be used as a weapon to beat down the living dead, you have immediately won our hearts. Marty, played by Fran Kranz, defies the odds and ends up being the hero of The Cabin in the Woods, thereby proving once and for all that just because you're high doesn't mean you cannot kick ass. It just takes a little longer, you know? Especially when the munchies kick in. Way distracting!

Happy 420 - Our Top 5 Favorite Stoners in Horror

Poltergeist (1982) - Steve and Diane Freeling, played by Craig T. Nelson and JoBeth Williams

Know matter how you slice it... when you're dealing with corpses popping out of your backyard, your son getting eaten by a tree, and your daughter getting sucked into the television set, the only way you can possibly cope with such horrific events is by rolling a fatty and getting high as a kite. Yeah, they only got high in one scene of the movie, but you know with all that shit going on, they were puffing like chimneys both before and after... before and after... before and after... before and after....

Happy 420 - Our Top 5 Favorite Stoners in Horror

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VampirePlacebo's picture

Tsk tsk, you can't exclude something like Idle Hands because it's a horror comedy, and then have Shaun of the Dead as the first thing on your list.

Submitted by VampirePlacebo on Mon, 07/22/2013 - 5:56am.
samdevil's picture

Ed, Marty and Palmer are AWSOME!! I love Ed's childish behavior, which is kinda repeated by Nick Frost in Attack the Block. Marty was funny as hell and Palmer and his alien conspiracy theories, referencing chariots of the gods, are from 70's and 80's, but yet so now too.

Submitted by samdevil on Sat, 04/27/2013 - 4:47pm.
DavidFullam's picture

I think you mean Childs, not Nauls, in The Thing write up.

Submitted by DavidFullam on Sat, 04/27/2013 - 12:30pm.
moderator No, I meant Nauls. He's the
Steve Barton's picture

No, I meant Nauls. He's the one smoking pot with palmer while watching let's make a deal.

Submitted by Steve Barton on Sat, 04/27/2013 - 8:23pm.

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