Thanksgiving Merch!

Thanksgiving T for you and me!Who can go out a shoot a fake trailer for a movie that doesn’t exist in a weekend and end up seeing merch for it in Hot Topics stores just over a year later?

Eli Roth, of course.

Via his MySpace page, Roth just formally announced a partnership with NECA to bring Thanksgiving merch to life, starting with a T-shirt and a poster, that will be sold exclusively at Hot Topic. Cause that’s where the kids go, you see … More will be coming, he promises, including action figures if they’re demanded for enough. So I guess that’s up to you guys, eh?

He also said a second Thanksgiving trailer will be a part of Trailer Trash, the fake trailer collection he’s putting together as we speak, and someday it might actually get made into a film. But, much like the entire concept of these fake trailers, could it possibly live up to what the trailers promise? Doubt it.

Johnny Butane

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  • Terminal

    “Trailer Trash” sounds awful, as does an extended “Thanksgiving” movie.

    In all honesty, that merchandise looks bad ass.