Which director, you ask? Well, it’s not Uwe Boll or John Russo, although I would like to see the two collaborate on a direct-to-video bad filmmaking showdown. Maybe we could even throw in Ron Bonk for a three-way dance of completely non-epic proportions!
The man of whom I speak is simply known as The Director, and he is the now semi-famous master of ceremonies for Universal’s Halloween Horror Nights event in Hollywood. Gotta love people with descriptive names, no? Think of him as you would U2’s The Edge or the wacky symbol formerly known as Prince.
Either way, in order to get the hype-wheel rolling for this October’s yearly event, The Director has unleashed upon the masses his first films, which you can watch by clicking here and here via YouTube. Also, for some quick bonus bodies check out this first Director’s webisode for your viewing displeasure!
The festivities kick off October 13th and run every weekend until Halloween.
So what are ya waiting for? See you on the long lines with the three-hour waits just so we can walk through a house in less than two minutes! YAY!
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