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Twilight: Now's Your Chance to Deep Throat Edward Cullen





In our continuing efforts to bring you every piece of Twilight news your heart can desire, we bring you news of New Moon Heart's Desire Chocolate Candy: creme-filled chocolate hearts in wrappers adorned with head shots of stars Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner. Something hard and creme-filled for every Team Edward/Team Jacob fangirl to put in their mouth; it's their wildest fantasy come true.

Sorry, diabetic girls. I'm afraid you'll have to find another way to satisfy your Robert Pattinson oral fixation. Ah, who am I kidding? These Twilight fangirls are so rabid they'd gladly sacrifice their blood glucose level just to savor the sweet taste of Edward Cullen.

Manufactured by Skybar, the chocolates are being sold exclusively at Blockbuster for $0.79 each. Expect to see them on ebay in a year retailing for ten times that amount.

No confirmation yet whether the candy bar that comes in the Kristen Stewart wrapper has a creamy hemp-flavored center.

Twilight: Now's Your Chance to Deep Throat Edward Cullen

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X-Count's picture

Mmmmm, hemp-flavored candy. That'd be sweeeeeet!


Submitted by X-Count on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 9:42pm.
DavidFullam's picture

Wait, they made these for fan "girls?"


Submitted by DavidFullam on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 1:04pm.
JoeSena's picture

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Submitted by JoeSena on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 10:05am.
Mr. Gray's picture

Damn you for this article title.

Damn you.


Submitted by Mr. Gray on Mon, 07/27/2009 - 4:25am.

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