Dinner for Fiends – Off the Coast of Brazil

Dinner for Fiends is back for what may be its final installment of the year. There’s not a whole lot of horror going on at the movies of late – unless you count how much money the latest Twilight sequel has made – so in addition to Breaking Dawn we’re mostly talking quality horror on TV today.

If you’re amongst the listeners who experience spastic rage every single time the topic of Twilight is discussed, you might as well fast forward past the first 15-20 minutes of this show because busting Breaking Dawn’s balls is all we do during that time. But if you want to hear about Brazilian vampire honeymoon island love nests, Bella’s love of rough sex, werewolves falling in love with babies, and vampire fang c-sections, then the opening portion of this program is for you.

From there we segue into televised horror. You’ll hear much man love for “Supernatural”, Buz’s disdain for the characters on “The Walking Dead”, and then mixed reactions regarding the current seasons of “Dexter” and “American Horror Story”.

If that’s not enough for you, you’ll also hear viewer mail, possibly hear Uncle Creepy peeing, and experience Buz’s raw naked terror at the mysterious sound of something that may or may not have been a vacuum cleaner.

Join myself, Uncle Creepy, Andrew Kasch, Matt Fini, and Buz “Danger is my middle name so long as it doesn’t involve things that make mechanical suctioning sounds in which case I quiver with fear” Wallick for another feature-length Dinner for Fiends smorgasbord.

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  • The Buz

    Also guys, I didn’t get a chance to say it in the episode, but definitely go in iTunes and give us a star rating (preferably 5!) and write a review. Thanks a bunch!

    Oh and listen to my show Same Shit, Different Show (www.sameshitdifferentshow.biz) if you don’t want to wait as long in between DFF.

    • Genrewriter

      Cool deal, I’m listening to the podcast with Andrew Kasch right now. Good stuff.

      • The Buz

        Enjoy man! There’s some good stuff in there. Highly recommend the Will Barratt, Adam Green, AJ Bowen, and Daniel Farrands episodes.

        • Genrewriter

          Thanks, listened to the Farrands ep this afternoon along with the Larry Zerner one.

  • kiddcapone

    I guess Foy, Fini, and Buzz all get F’s on the homework assignment since none of you endured the painful experience of YellowBrickRoad…

    • Uncle Creepy

      Holy shit dude. Totally forgot!

    • The Buz

      I have never been more happy to accept an “F”.

    • Masked Slasher

      I forgot too. Damn. I’ll watch it in time for the next one.

    • Foywonder

      I never agreed to watch it so I get a pass on this one.

    • Sirand

      I know someone will agree with me on the merits of YellowBrickRoad (remember, Steve also hated the ending of Drive).

  • Rob

    Great DFF. I’ve seen most of Breaking Dawn and yes, it is fucking hilarious.

    Though I ended up looking something up on wikipedia after seeing it brought up on another forum. Apparently, Bella’s kid that Jacob imprints on is going to look 18 when she’s only 7 years old…do with that what you will.

    • The Buz

      Are you fucking kidding?

      • Rob

        Nope. Based on this summary of the book, they find another vampire that was born instead of turned who ages faster than a normal human; by the time he was 7 he looked 18, and then he just stops aging, so it’s a safe bet that’ll happen to Resume.

        • The Woman In Black

          You guys just don’t understand — she’s his SOUL MATE — so everything’s okay. lol

          • Rob

            Yeah…it’s sad when people actually mean that comment though, just like when people try to say Damon/Elena from Vampire Diaries will be a healthy relationship, pfft.

          • The Buz


          • Masked Slasher


          • The Buz

            I guess I guess I guess I guess that’s why the tweens like it.

    • nazo

      Just when you think it can’t get any more disturbing…

  • theGoldenSimatar

    I finally saw the Wolf Talk and Jacob’s Pedophilia scenes in Twilight….I think I disturbed some people in the theater I was laughing so hard in projection.

  • Genrewriter

    Good DFF, guys. Not sure I ever needed to know what Steve’s bathroom looks like but what the hell.