A Priest Turns into a Dinosaur in Superhero Movie The VelociPastor

The whole evolution vs. creationism thing is about to get a whole lot more crazy in the new movie The VelociPastor, in which a holy man is granted the ability to transform into a dinosaur. Cue reptilian superhero antics. Watch the trailer for this awesome sounding movie below.

The VelociPastor was directed by Brendan Steere and stars Aurelio Voltaire, Gregory James Cohan, Alyssa Kempinski, and Nicholas M. Garofolo star. In this day and age, the world desperately needs a movie where a priest turned dinosaur punches ninjas in the face, so we’ll definitely let you know when we hear news of a release date.

By the way, if the name sounds familiar, it’s because The VelociPastor serves as a feature-length film adaptation of a fake trailer released back in 2011, which was also directed by Brendan Steere. If you never caught the hilarious fake trailer when it was released six years, you can watch it here.

Priest + Dinosaur = Victory
After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.


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