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Who Killed Lohan’s Pics?

Sexy, when she has meat on them bones.Lohan may be in hot water right now over some tabloid stories, but that doesn’t seem to be stopping the chick’s career. If we brush away all the junk news about drugs we have actually been able to find something worth writing about. Good thing People magazine got two exclusive stills from Lindsay Lohan first thriller ride, I Know Who Killed Me. The pictures aren’t really all that amazing, sadly. For a story about a serial killer who tortures some stripper (Lohan) I’d expect something more … alluring. We do, however, get a look at the poster which is nice, but hardly hints at the story behind it.

Aside from the two pics there is also a quote from Lohan saying, “I’ve been in pole-dancing lessons, S Factor by Sheila Kelley, every day for four hours.” If her body is back into the shape it used to be in before Paris Hilton got a hold of her, it is going to be a real treat to see her as a stripper. Then again, if she is still a bag of bones, it will be like going to the strip joint during the day shift. Gag!

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Kryten Syxx

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