Twilight Sex Toys

Ok, not really, but how many of you out there doubt that there’s not a cougar or two on the prowl who has gotten a bit naughty with these plastic pieces of sparkling seduction? That’s what we thought.

NECA showed off their new Twilight collectibles at the SDCC (including accessories like necklaces and canvas bags), and we’ve got tons of pictures for you! Click on the image below for the full gallery. Lubricant not included (but encouraged).

Twilight Sex Toys

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Steve Barton

You're such an inspiration for the ways that I will never, ever choose to be.

  • PelusaMG

    I’m dubious the head will stay attached…

  • Fleshlight

    The Twilight folks could be missing out on a big market. They could have their own line of sex toys. 😉

  • donny

    I doubt people would get that far with Twilight. I’d rather get my sex toys from a sex shop, this way I know they are specially designed for pleasure. As for Twilight items they are awesome, it’s the style I love.

  • The Butcher

    I bet more of them have been used for buttplugs (albeit uncomfortable buttplugs) than defacto dildos if you follow me.