Today is Friday the 13th. Some high profile slasher movie opens today; I forget the title. More importantly, today is the premiere of the sixth installment of the Foycast and this time you didn’t have to wait six months for it!
After a ringing endorsement from the Figure Four Weekly’s “Bryan & Vinny Show”, it is then time for gushing amounts of man love for Golden Bat, the greatest gonzo Japanese superhero movie you’ve never seen but really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really need to. I’ll be joined as always (as if I have a choice) by Uncle Creepy – or as an unhappy Jason-loving co-worker of mine calls him, “that motherfucker who needs to shut the fuck up” – for around a half-hour of non-stop Golden Bat love, a veritable Valentine to this wackiest a Asian superhero flicks. We think when you hear this you’ll fall in love too.
That’s where the love ends and the angst begins. We’ll list complaints about the banality of current cinema, a discussion that kicks off after I tell you about the first theatrical film in over a decade that pushed me to walk out. I’ll read some viewer mail from a disgruntled Asylum fan. I’ll poke fun at Uncle Creepy. We’ll discuss – I don’t even remember what all we discussed. Poking fun at Uncle Creepy … Insane Mexican kiddy movies … Musical interludes…
Do you realize this whole rambling nonsensical podcast exists because Dread Central readers requested it? Do you realize you could actually watch Golden Bat in its entirety in the time it will take you to listen to this show? Do any of you actually listen to this show, and if so, would you please go vote for it on Podcast Alley, because isn’t it about damn time someone put those snobby Dinner For Fiends guys who think they’re all high and mighty in their place?
Foycast the 13th! The unluckiest Foycast of the year – but only if you don’t listen!
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